Cinzimpit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable toad.

Cinzimpit created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinzimpit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cinzimpit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cinzimpit's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cinzimpit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sing in spring.

5. Never eat green fruit.