Ominmongebdab Flam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witless warg.

Ominmongebdab Flam created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominmongebdab Flam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominmongebdab Flam, he will turn you into a rat.

Ominmongebdab Flam's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ominmongebdab Flam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

3. Never feed onions to ants while wearing kilts.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Feed all hungry swans.