Febdimboss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering mongoose.

Febdimboss created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febdimboss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Febdimboss, it will turn you into a frog.

Febdimboss' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Febdimboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven otters in one place.

2. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never bounce in holy places.