Lagwiksid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong human.

Lagwiksid created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Lagwiksid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagwiksid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lagwiksid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lagwiksid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from lead.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.