Mumfonleg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring parrot.

Mumfonleg created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumfonleg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mumfonleg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mumfonleg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mumfonleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange stockings on sacred days.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.