Rownutponcap Nanfigrull is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, slow wombat.

Rownutponcap Nanfigrull created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rownutponcap Nanfigrull, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rownutponcap Nanfigrull, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rownutponcap Nanfigrull's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rownutponcap Nanfigrull's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never proclaim while facing east.

4. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.