Lighinfagquat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, staggering fish.

Lighinfagquat created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lighinfagquat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lighinfagquat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lighinfagquat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lighinfagquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near eagles while wearing green scarves and balancing three titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.