Lendusshot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish camel.

Lendusshot created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lendusshot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lendusshot, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lendusshot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Lendusshot's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

3. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing yellow rings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.