Yok is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring squirrel.

Yok created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yok, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yok, it will come to you in dreams.

Yok's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yok's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to four before sleeping.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. You must love Yok.