Habdosskargep is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witless wyrm.

Habdosskargep created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habdosskargep, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Habdosskargep, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Habdosskargep's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Habdosskargep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near snakes while wearing purple shoes.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Never proclaim while facing south.

5. Do not wear shirts marked with green.