Kadwot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast wyrm.

Kadwot created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadwot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadwot, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kadwot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kadwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. You must love Kadwot.