Nig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, competent snake.

Nig created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nig.

4. Never sing in the presence of capybaras.

5. Never paint your arms magenta.