Targbissfentarpbap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing clam.

Targbissfentarpbap created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targbissfentarpbap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Targbissfentarpbap, she will remove you from existence.

Targbissfentarpbap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Targbissfentarpbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Retreat if four goats approach from the east.

5. Run away from pink geese, for they are unholy.