Xinzodbed is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered ferret.

Xinzodbed created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Xinzodbed, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xinzodbed, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Xinzodbed's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Xinzodbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never approach forests carrying ash.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.