Largtenlak is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart beaver.

Largtenlak created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Largtenlak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Largtenlak, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Largtenlak's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Largtenlak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Never mix carrots with ash.

5. Do not place wheat upon stone.