Randanleg Hitrullargcundad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful dugong.

Randanleg Hitrullargcundad created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Randanleg Hitrullargcundad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Randanleg Hitrullargcundad, she will turn you into a rat.

Randanleg Hitrullargcundad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Randanleg Hitrullargcundad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Always obey Randanleg Hitrullargcundad's priests.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near goats while wearing pink coats and balancing six aluminium spheres on your arms.

4. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with pigs.

5. Never paint your legs magenta.