Bassbigdam is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain deer.

Bassbigdam created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassbigdam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bassbigdam, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bassbigdam's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bassbigdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Do not prepare figs while wearing tights.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with dolphins.