Wanbenwanjon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody wren.

Wanbenwanjon created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanbenwanjon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wanbenwanjon, it will strike you with lightening.

Wanbenwanjon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wanbenwanjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide from purple tortoises for they are unholy.