Binbitstig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise troll.

Binbitstig created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binbitstig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Binbitstig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Binbitstig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Binbitstig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always remove tights before entering holy places.