Bog Dogpomwat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental goose.

Bog Dogpomwat created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bog Dogpomwat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bog Dogpomwat, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bog Dogpomwat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bog Dogpomwat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Retreat if seven geese approach from the west.

5. Do not gather at walls at midnight.