Jinripflabnarlogsag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage camel.

Jinripflabnarlogsag created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinripflabnarlogsag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jinripflabnarlogsag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jinripflabnarlogsag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Jinripflabnarlogsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three hamsters in one place.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

5. Do not kill doves.