Benyokbug is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witless cow.

Benyokbug created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benyokbug, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Benyokbug, she will turn you into a puffin.

Benyokbug's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Benyokbug's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Benyokbug.

2. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Do not cook food in pots.