Kinziggud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful hedgehog.

Kinziggud created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinziggud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kinziggud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kinziggud's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kinziggud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing rings.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Never mix carrots with blood.

4. Never handle platinum while unclean.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.