Nutt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing bear.

Nutt created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nutt, he will cry a lot.

Nutt's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Never handle tin while unclean.

5. Always take life seriously.