Dubdagfon Pasmigvegdablegbamcednak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humorless dove.

Dubdagfon Pasmigvegdablegbamcednak created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdagfon Pasmigvegdablegbamcednak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dubdagfon Pasmigvegdablegbamcednak, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dubdagfon Pasmigvegdablegbamcednak's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dubdagfon Pasmigvegdablegbamcednak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple ducks for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Dubdagfon Pasmigvegdablegbamcednak's priests.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.