Kam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud snail.

Kam created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kam, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Kam's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kam.