Matafsid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet bear.

Matafsid created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matafsid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Matafsid, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Matafsid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Matafsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never allow monkeys to witness sacred rites.

4. Never stain your feet with brown.

5. Always stare at clouds.