Handidwik is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying mouse.

Handidwik created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Handidwik, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Handidwik, he will not invite you to parties.

Handidwik's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Handidwik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silver sculptures of Handidwik on top of important buildings.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Pray towards the south.