Wodtundog is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing narwhal.

Wodtundog created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodtundog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodtundog, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Wodtundog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Wodtundog's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never gather nine shrews near wells.

5. Do not speak about lentils.