Geplargquill is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful alligator.

Geplargquill created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geplargquill, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Geplargquill, he will strike you with lightening.

Geplargquill's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Geplargquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Run away if six horses approach from the west.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Geplargquill in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Always stare at clouds.