Cutbusten Bessvinmin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, idiotic badger.

Cutbusten Bessvinmin created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Cutbusten Bessvinmin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cutbusten Bessvinmin, she will make you grow a tail.

Cutbusten Bessvinmin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cutbusten Bessvinmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Hide from magenta snails for they are unholy.

5. Run away from turquoise goats, for they are unholy.