Zogliddod is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical fly.

Zogliddod created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogliddod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zogliddod, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zogliddod's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zogliddod's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about fire.