Mipwatster is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair hamster.

Mipwatster created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Mipwatster, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mipwatster, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mipwatster's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mipwatster's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Hide if eight great tits approach from the north.

3. Always obey Mipwatster's priests.

4. Always store wheat above ground.

5. Always maintain purity during holy days.