Jarnnarlsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud chicken.

Jarnnarlsaf created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnnarlsaf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jarnnarlsaf, it will make you grow a tail.

Jarnnarlsaf's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jarnnarlsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six cats approach from the east.

2. Worship no other gods but Jarnnarlsaf.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.