Arfrawlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent newt.

Arfrawlarp created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfrawlarp, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arfrawlarp, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Arfrawlarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Arfrawlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle lead while unclean.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not place oranges upon stone.