Maprilgad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awesome lizard.

Maprilgad created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Maprilgad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Maprilgad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Maprilgad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Maprilgad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Maprilgad loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never allow moths to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Maprilgad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.