Sanquagmil is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating pigeon.

Sanquagmil created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanquagmil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sanquagmil, it will turn you into a slug.

Sanquagmil's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sanquagmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Never prepare limes during autumn.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never gather eight snakes in one place.

5. You must pray to Sanquagmil seven times a day.