Tendisstam Sidflowkad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, resourceful goat.

Tendisstam Sidflowkad created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tendisstam Sidflowkad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tendisstam Sidflowkad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tendisstam Sidflowkad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tendisstam Sidflowkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never eat coconuts on days of mourning.

3. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not commit murder.