Timmilkem is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying crab.

Timmilkem created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timmilkem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Timmilkem, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Timmilkem's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Timmilkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow mice to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not name children after goats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never touch ash while clean.