Bepragcan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic salamander.

Bepragcan created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepragcan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bepragcan, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bepragcan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bepragcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bepragcan.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.