Bestnillsat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable jackal.

Bestnillsat created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestnillsat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bestnillsat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bestnillsat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bestnillsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. You must pray to Bestnillsat seven times a day.

3. Bestnillsat loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.