Fligsabpan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable bird.

Fligsabpan created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligsabpan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fligsabpan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fligsabpan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fligsabpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never cross rivers at dusk.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.