Safhotfut Lenbanstan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish dragon.

Safhotfut Lenbanstan created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safhotfut Lenbanstan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Safhotfut Lenbanstan, it will boil you in a big pot.

Safhotfut Lenbanstan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Safhotfut Lenbanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

2. Never gather six frogs in one place.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Never write about spacetime.