Bogyogtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane hydra.

Bogyogtonk created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bogyogtonk, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bogyogtonk, she will make you grow a tail.

Bogyogtonk's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bogyogtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always store peanuts above ground.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Do not hop at crossroads.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never speak the names of stars aloud.