Kipbast Godyikjam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast giraffe.

Kipbast Godyikjam created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kipbast Godyikjam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kipbast Godyikjam, she will laugh at you.

Kipbast Godyikjam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kipbast Godyikjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet green.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Do not keep nine eagles in a large pit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.