Fudlipflap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless dolphin.

Fudlipflap created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudlipflap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fudlipflap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Fudlipflap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fudlipflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near aardvarks while wearing white kilts.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never prepare carrots during spring.