Mumnatstan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, narcissistic squirrel.

Mumnatstan created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumnatstan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumnatstan, he will laugh at you.

Mumnatstan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mumnatstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Never gather six manatees in one place.