Bafbabbus is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fussy fly.

Bafbabbus created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafbabbus, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bafbabbus, she will turn you into a mole.

Bafbabbus' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bafbabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five great tits approach from the north.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never record names.