Ganvigcip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonourable hydra.

Ganvigcip created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganvigcip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ganvigcip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ganvigcip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ganvigcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Worship no other gods but Ganvigcip.