Damgebtigfudfutkimhug is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever wyvern.

Damgebtigfudfutkimhug created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damgebtigfudfutkimhug, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Damgebtigfudfutkimhug, she will throw large rocks at you.

Damgebtigfudfutkimhug's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Damgebtigfudfutkimhug's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.