Rotgovneg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet raven.

Rotgovneg created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotgovneg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rotgovneg, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rotgovneg's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rotgovneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Never mix carrots with ash.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always wash your neck before prayer.

5. Run away if six dolphins approach from the east.